While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with
the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Sarah Palin and her bid to be a
heartbeat away from being President.
The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Palin is a post turtle.'
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was. The old rancher said,
'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle.'
The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to
'You know she didn't get up there by herself, she doesn't belong up
there, she doesn't know what to do while she is up there, and you just wonder
what kind of dumb ass put her up there to begin with.'
Roligt, tycker då jag :-). Den som hittade på det, missade tyvärr en viktig detalj i sin trovärdighet, eftersom Texas nog är så mycket "Bush-country" man kan komma, så borde han nog ha valt en bonde nån annanstans ifrån. Typ Californien eller nåt ;-).
Läste förresten i tidningen idag, att 45% av tillfrågade Texasbor tror att Obama är muslim.